Quoted In The Grove:
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.
~Jimmy Demaret
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
~George Burns
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $3.95 a minute.
~Author Unknown
EndQuote:
What would men be without women? Scarce, sir … mighty scarce.
~Mark Twain
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Posted from the Grove
What We Learned From Writing 7,000 Artist Bios
https://www.artsy.net/article/elena-soboleva-what-we-learned-from-writing-7-000-artist-bios?mc_cid
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~Postmodern JukeBox ft. Gunhild Carling: Never Gonna Give You Up (3:50)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTmk0Pqk6hs
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Prewritten Exercise for Thurs 05/02: charm, costume
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@Writers Platform
Prewritten: isotope, fleece
~BarTalk:
Recipe
Ice a taupe tinted herbal tea
Add a hint of taint, make it gin for me
Share drinks with friend who eyes a smoke
Join next round for a righteous toke
One more time each and sanity flees
Flying elephant meets giant circus fleas
Smoke was fine
But tea tested positive for LSD
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Bad Chemistry/Worse Poetry
Isotope 4 $ale: plus a negative ion
Senseless phrase used for code
In our Case of the Lucrative Prion
A specimen gets gone
Meant someone was sent
To penetrate our research and to spy on
Accomplished with an aide
Trained to aid as accomplice
Meant an inside job and a mole left to carry on
To alter research, dig in our files and to pry on
Doubts and accusations abound
Until fear brings them ’round
And the board votes to bring a private eye on
Turns out our he was a she, our VP of HR
Living the high life in Saigon
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5-7-5 x 6
dollars for careers
isotopes to loss of hope
fleeced for a sheepskin
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comfort, jealousy
lust, emotional fleecings
isotopes of love
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isotopes bring change
pitchblende for uranium
fleeced of guilt for war
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loose the isotope
fleece the blue marble of life
plan it for reset
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fleece the white virgin page
scarred by lines scored for music
scaled note isotopes
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mint, chocolate, sprinkled
isotopes come to ice cream
as fleece is to fur
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