Wordgrove Post & Review

Quoted in the Grove:
History is a vast early warning system.
~Norman Cousins

Each nation is fighting a righteous war, brought about by the intolerable knavery of the other.
~Kenneth Roberts

Once you hear the details of victory, it is hard to distinguish it from a defeat.
~Jean-Paul Sartre

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Posted from the Grove:
This week coming: There’s Club Fair.
Wordgrove is well represented at this year’s Fair with WG and other club-related interests showing a presence. Look for events to be hosted at each of the following sites.

~Greenie’s: Wordgrove At The Grotto

~Piffin and Greymane’s: Gin Clubs United

~GaryBob’s: Explorer’s Club at the Wanderlust

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A reminder: Any club member wishing to host an event @Quill Point, Wordgrove’s clubhouse, is authorized and welcome to do so.

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Special Request
~Roxy Music: More Than This
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOnde5c7OG8

~Andy Williams: Lonely Street
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mn6DB6-NPnQ

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Prewritten for Thurs (01/12) @6pm PT/9 ET is: signature, polka

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@Writers Platform

Prewritten: jelly beans, ass

~MissMerry: Prewritten by MM

Karaoke at the Dive
and things are getting strange
Freebird, Crazy, Stayin’ Alive
it’s all a bit deranged

An aged Elvis took the mike
and belted out a song,
but “Blue suede shoes” in Portuguese
just sounded really wrong

Nursing a White Russian
a wearing a nappy mink –
A tranny manatee starts yelling
“GET OFF THE STAGE, …YOU STINK!”

A burly biker chick got angry
and told Tranny to “Take a hike”
But then she sang him “The Letter”,
and lifted her sweater
and showed him sweet nothings he liked.

The old man Davis was grinning
He was feeling pretty damn good
He’d stuck jelly beans up his ass in the men’s room
– better than Viagra for really sweet wood.

The singing began to get scary-
I thought this was supposed to be fun?
Just clap when you like it
and clap when you don’t
because you know you are glad when they’re done.

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~Piffin: ku

My mouth surfs your form
Adrift ass and jellybean
Sweet serenity

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~Greymane: Candy Bar

It was another lonely Friday at the local candy bar
He snickered at the airheads through his milky way cigar
It happens every payday when the big hunks make the rounds
The Mary Janes and sweethearts flash their kit-kats and their mounds
The nerds with all their nougat wish they had a bit-o-honey
The peeps were good n plenty ’til it wasn’t even funny
Rowdy jolly ranchers red roped skittles in the bowl
The rocky road is nutty but it’s how the tootsies roll
Played the sugar daddy ass card with more mallo than his means
She blurted laffy-taffy at his droopy jelly beans
U-no …

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~BarTalk: Hangover, and Riddle Me

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Impromptu: patient, crepuscular

~Piffin: “Downtown Beirut”

Crepuscular are we
Patient
Waiting
Patient, above all
At the end of the bar
Waiting
Hungry
Her throat
Ivory
Golden
Perfect
Patient, above all

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~Greymane: ku

Crepuscular fiend
Slumbers in the daylight hours
Patient in his thirst

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MissMerry: Bats

Crepuscular creatures are patient
as the twilight is painting the sky.
The gloaming has won,
the daylight is done,
as the night flyers take to the sky.

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~BarTalk: S’veldt Dining

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